Unfair grading system!

It's already:

11:01 pm

And I want to sleep early due to my runny nose and headache but I have this drive to update my blog, make an article and share it all over the world about this "talamak" or should i say a rampant thing that happens in every schools and universities, The unfair grading system.. though it is not yet approved by CHED (Commision on Higher Education) and DEP-ED (Department of Education, but this unfair grading system occurs.

The qualifications of this system:

First Qualification:

If the professor/teacher is a sex maniac and gets hot with those sexy ass and those big luscious boobs, if you pass this qualifications then you'll be pass to his subject. If he wants to have a one night stand with you then if you pass his qualification you'll get 100.1% assurance to be a Valedictorian of his class.

Second Qualification:
If the professor/teacher likes those man oozing with masculinity (most likely they are kumadrona, and gays)and can't help but to make their underwear falls to the ground without effort of his irresistable charisma. If you meet this qualifications, you'll be pass to her subject. And as I said earlier, if you give her ever wishing one night stand.. Then maybe you'll be the next Summa Cum Laude on your batch.

Third Qualification:
If you have this pleaing personality and make sipsip to your teachers and can be his buddy anytime, in bringing his things, having some talks with your professor or maybe if you have the ability to poison your professors mind (without even noticing by your professor) to give you a high grades and make reasons such as "we're close Sir, may pinagsamahan tayo". If you can do this things (just make sure that professor is madaling mauto) you can pass to his subject and maybe be the top 1 of your class.

Fourth Qualification:
This is the easiest among the other qualification. If you have the "dugong Ma'am Sanchez" or in others words your professor is your relative (mother, father, aunt and uncle) then instanstly you can pass his subject and be among the prospects of the most outstanding student of the year.

Fifth Qualification:
If your professor is "Ulyanin" or have the alzheimers disease "kuno" and if he remembers you as his student, then you have meet this qualification then you'll be given a fair grade or maybe a higher one. Just pray and kneel to the aisle of Quiapo Church that your professor will be familiar to you in order to get a fair grade.

If you didn't meet any of this qualifications it's either you'll be failed or "pasang awa".

How sad isn't this is what is Unfair is all about.